1. I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.
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2. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.
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3. If you think I am BAD than you’re wrong, I'm the worst.
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4. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.
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5. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.
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6. I’m sorry my fault. I forgot you’re an Idiot.
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7. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.
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8. My attitude based on how you treat me.
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9. Hakuna Matata!!! – The great motto to live life...
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10. Yeah You - The one reading my status, Get Lost!
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11. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?
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12. I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!
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13. I loved a girl and she broke my heart. Now every piece of my heart love different girls. People called it flirt that's not fair…
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14. Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood trying to save your girlfriend. Now, you help me to save mine.
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15. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…
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16. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.
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17. I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.
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18. When I'm good I'm best , when I'm bad I'm worst.
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19. I’m cool but global warming made me hot.
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20. Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
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21. If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
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22. Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.
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23. My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!
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24. I'm Not Special , I'm Just Limited Edition.
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25. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
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26. I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
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27. Stop checking my status ! Go get a Life!
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28. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm & silent.
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29. My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.
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30. Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
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31. Life will give you exactly what you need, not what you want.
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32. I did lots of stupid things on social networking sites but atleast I never commented “Cute pic dear“ on girls profile picture.
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33. Your Whatsapp status say’s online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me.
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34. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it :)
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35. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as “Free Recharge”
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36. I will marry the girl who look as pretty as in her Aadhaar card.
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37. They say we learn from our mistakes. So I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.
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38. Sorry vegetarians we can’t pretend.
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39. Waiting for Wi-Fi network.
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40. I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.
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41. Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status...
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42. Tried to loose weight… But it keeps finding me.
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43. I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by selling my car.
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44. I’m looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
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45. lazy People Fact #5812672793 You were too lazy to read that number.
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46. Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
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47. If your bad. Call me your Dad.
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48. If I was asked what a friend looks like, I would seat next to you and hold you tight because you define what true friendship really is.
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49. Friends are the family you choose.
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50. Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell: It’s Awesome, Now Run!
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51. What is a Best friend? A single soul in two bodies.
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52. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
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53. A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.
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54. True friendship is sitting together in silence and feeling like it was the best conversation you've ever had.
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55. Friends are notes to life's great songs. A melody that carries you along.
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56. A best friend is someone who tells you the truth even when you don't want to hear it.
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57. I don't have an attitude, I have standards for the people who are supposed to be my friends.
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58. It is better to live alone. There is no friendship with a fool.
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59. A true friend sees the first tear, catches the second an stops the third.
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60. A true friend reaches for your hand and touches your hear.
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61. That awesome moment when you're telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
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62. My friends are the weirdest, most craziest people I know but I love them.
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63. World is full of smiles, whenever friends are with me.
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64. If friendship is your weakest point then your the strongest person in the world.
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65. Good friends are like starts. You don't always see them but you know they're always there.
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66. Fake friends believe in rumors. Real friends believe in you.
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67. Never forget who was there for you when no one else was.
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68. Every friendship doesn't change into love but every love begins with friendship.
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69. A beautiful friendship can change people.
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70. True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
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